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MK Outlet , The Partrick Fire and the Nuns/Norrbom Fire is burning to the east and to the north of these areas.Progress slowed overnight for several fires burning in Napa, Sonoma and Solano counties, but containment percentages still remain pretty low Thursday morning and evacuation orders are still in effect.The deadliest fire in Northern California, the Tubbs Fire, remains at 34,270 acres burned and 10 percent contained as it left portions of Santa Rosa charred and 17 people dead. The fire's forward progress prompted the town of Calistoga to evacuate Wednesday night.There is no fire activity within the city limits of Calistoga, and there are no structures that have been impacted by the Tubbs Fire. However, the fire is most active near the city, and people are being urged to stay out of the city.Chris Canning, mayor of Calistoga, said the area is facing "very serious conditions" and harped on the fact that people need to evacuate."This is a mandatory evacuation. Coa